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I'm so pained

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(Don't worry its a meem)

Anyone who comments I will do this to.



If we were drunk I would...
[ ] Try to fight you
[ ] Hug you, uncontrollably cry and continuously say "I f**kin' love you man" 
[ ] Vomit on you and pass out
[ ] We don't drink =/
[] Tell you my complex backstory 
[ ] Awkwardly flirt with you
[ ] Leave to try and get laid
[ ] Walk up to you and burp

To me you are...
[ ] Meh...
[ ] Sexy as he**
[] Pretty cool
[ ] Really cool
[ ] My dearest
[ ] F**KING AWESOME
[ ] Creepy
[ ] Amazing
[ ] Interesting
[ ] That guy

If we went on a date...
[ ] Nope.avi
[ ] Treat you with class
[ ] Take you to a disco
[ ] Get all "touchy feely"
[]Spend the entire date using sh*tty pick up lines
[ ] Attempt to cup a feel
[ ] Try to impress you and inevitably fail 
[ ] Look at you saying "I can't believe I got this far..." 

I would...
[ ] Date you 
[] Hang out with you
[ ] Beat the s*it out of you
[] Show you these amazing new shoes that I got for only $17.99
[ ] Sell cocaine to bail you out of jail
[ ] Take A fu***ng bullet for you man
[ ] Force you to play Catmario
[ ] Kill you 
[ ] Grab you by the shoulders look you deep in the eyes and whisper, "What the actual f*ck"

If you looked out the window at midnight I would...
[ ] Hold a boom box out over my head and play a romantic song
[ ] Be hiding the bushes
[ ] Passed out drunk in a pile of my own vomit
[ ] Be singing ,,Hungry Like the Wolf"
[ ] Try to explain to you why I am naked and holding a gas can full of live bats
[ ] Throw random stuff at your window
[ ] Stay for a while staring

If we lived together...
[ ] Argue all the time
[ ] We'd have 'fun' every night 
[ ] Watch movies
[] Prank call
[] Chat
[ ] Play fight
[ ] Cuddle
[ ] Kiss
[ ] Watch YTP
[ ] Throw an epic party
[ ] Make out
[] Whatever you want
[ ] I wouldn't want to live with you

If we kissed by accident, I would...
[ ] Bite your lip softly
[ ] Kiss you back
[ ] Slap you
[ ] Laugh about it
[ ] Stand there wondering if I should kiss you again
[] Think ,,What the f*ck just happened"
[ ] It wouldn't happen
[ ] It'll never ever ever ever happen, so don't get your hopes up

If you held my hand, I would...
[ ] Lock my fingers in between yours 
[] Stand there like wtf are you doing
[ ] Let you keep it
[ ] Pull away
[] Idk
[ ] Blush like crazy

If you hugged me, I would...
[] Hug you back
[ ] Push away
[ ] Be shocked
[ ] I wouldn't hug you
[ ] Stand there awkwardly

Would I date you?
[ ] Yeah
[ ] Maybe
[] Nahhhhh
[] Idk
[ ] Nah we're basically brother/sister
[ ] Already am
[ ] Already taken

If we walked home together, I'd/we'd... 
[ ] Hold your hand
[] Push you in a bush
[ ] Trip you and run
[ ] Make lots of selfies
[ ] Give you a biiiiiiig hug
[ ] Have a heart to heart conversation
[] Act like idiots

In 10 years, I see you... 
[ ] Pregnant 
[ ] A famous person
[ ] Model
[ ] Crackhead
[ ] Same as now
[ ] Athlete
[ ] Partying every night
[] In university

I can see us... 
[ ] Living together
[ ] Being close
[] Not talking
[ ] Married
[ ] Chilling
[ ] Partying together

You should... 
[ ] Talk to me more
[ ] Chill with me
[] Write on my wall
[ ] Stop being a stranger
[ ] Text me
[ ] Call me
[ ] Skype with me
[] Put this as your journal so I can comment on it
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Devious Journal Entry

2 min read
❥⚬R͟e͟a͟l͟ N͟a͟m͟e͟: Chloe
❥⚬A͟g͟e͟: 14
❥⚬R͟a͟c͟e͟: Mixed
❥⚬N͟a͟t͟i͟o͟n͟a͟l͟i͟t͟y: American
❥⚬R͟e͟l͟i͟g͟i͟o͟n͟: Y e s 
❥⚬S͟t͟a͟t͟u͟s͟: Sad af
❥⚬B͟i͟r͟t͟h͟d͟a͟y͟: May 27th
❥⚬Z͟o͟d͟i͟a͟c͟: Gemini
❥⚬H͟a͟i͟r͟ C͟o͟l͟o͟r͟: Dark brown but its dyed red brown rn
❥⚬E͟y͟e͟ C͟o͟l͟o͟r͟: Dark dark brown
❥⚬H͟a͟v͟e͟ T͟a͟t͟t͟o͟o͟s͟?: Nope
❥⚬P͟i͟e͟r͟c͟i͟n͟g͟s͟?: Yep
❥⚬W͟e͟a͟r͟ G͟l͟a͟s͟s͟e͟s͟?: Nope :3c

→ do you...
❥⚬W͟r͟i͟t͟e͟?: I don't post it but, yep
❥⚬R͟o͟l͟e͟p͟l͟a͟y͟?: Ye
❥⚬S͟i͟n͟g͟?: Yea but I'm not good
❥⚬D͟r͟a͟w͟?: Yes
❥⚬E͟d͟i͟t͟?: Yes
❥⚬E͟x͟e͟r͟c͟i͟s͟e͟?: Sometimes
❥⚬P͟l͟a͟y͟ S͟p͟o͟r͟t͟s͟?: No
❥⚬D͟a͟n͟c͟e͟?: No
❥⚬R͟e͟a͟d͟?: Comics
❥⚬W͟o͟r͟k͟?: Sometimes
❥⚬B͟l͟o͟g͟?: Sometimes
❥⚬D͟r͟i͟n͟k͟?: No
❥⚬C͟o͟o͟k͟?: No
❥⚬B͟a͟k͟e͟?: NO
❥⚬P͟l͟a͟y͟ a͟n͟ I͟n͟s͟t͟r͟u͟m͟e͟n͟t͟?: I'm learning a uke

→ favorite...
❥⚬C͟o͟l͟o͟r͟?: Blue
❥⚬A͟n͟i͟m͟a͟l͟?: Dolphin
❥⚬B͟o͟o͟k͟?: N/A
❥⚬M͟o͟v͟i͟e͟?: Finding nemo
❥⚬A͟n͟i͟m͟e͟?: N/A
❥⚬T͟V͟ S͟h͟o͟w͟?: The office, Parks and rec
❥⚬C͟h͟a͟r͟a͟c͟t͟e͟r͟?: Eridan and Feferi
❥⚬A͟r͟t͟i͟s͟t͟?: Cinnabad (pls go watch)
❥⚬S͟o͟n͟g͟?: Hate you (Homestuck)
❥⚬S͟i͟n͟g͟e͟r͟?: Lin Manuel Miranda
❥⚬B͟a͟n͟d͟?: N/A
❥⚬M͟a͟n͟g͟a͟?: N/A
❥⚬A͟c͟t͟o͟r͟?: Steve Carell
❥⚬S͟u͟b͟j͟e͟c͟t͟?: History
❥⚬S͟c͟e͟n͟t͟?: Ocean breeze
❥⚬F͟o͟o͟d͟?: Fries
❥⚬D͟r͟i͟n͟k͟?: Water n Sprite
❥⚬Q͟u͟o͟t͟e͟?: Love doesn't make sense, you can't logic your way into or out of it.


→ romance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
❥⚬S͟e͟x͟u͟a͟l͟i͟t͟y͟?: Straight
❥⚬C͟r͟u͟s͟h͟i͟n͟g͟?: No
❥⚬B͟f͟/ G͟f͟: No
❥⚬E͟v͟e͟r͟ G͟e͟t͟ M͟a͟r͟r͟i͟e͟d͟?: No 
❥⚬D͟i͟v͟o͟r͟ce?: No
❥⚬I͟r͟l͟ o͟r͟ O͟n͟l͟i͟n͟e͟?: NNOOOO
      
→ this or that
❥⚬T͟e͟a͟ o͟r͟ C͟o͟f͟f͟e͟e͟?: Tea
❥⚬W͟i͟i͟ o͟r͟ X͟b͟o͟x͟?: Xbox
❥⚬H͟a͟r͟r͟y͟ P͟o͟t͟t͟e͟r͟ o͟r͟ P͟e͟r͟c͟y͟ J͟a͟c͟k͟s͟o͟n͟?: N/A
❥⚬F͟l͟o͟w͟e͟r͟s͟ o͟r͟ C͟h͟o͟c͟o͟l͟a͟t͟e͟s͟?: Flowers
❥⚬M͟o͟n͟e͟y͟ o͟r͟ P͟r͟e͟s͟e͟n͟t͟s͟?: Money
❥⚬G͟a͟m͟e͟ B͟o͟y͟ o͟r͟ D͟S͟?: ds
❥⚬D͟e͟s͟k͟t͟o͟p͟ o͟r͟ L͟a͟p͟t͟o͟p͟?: Laptop
❥⚬C͟o͟u͟n͟t͟r͟y͟ o͟r͟ J͟a͟z͟z͟?: N/A
❥⚬E͟a͟r͟b͟u͟d͟s͟ o͟r͟ H͟e͟a͟d͟p͟h͟o͟n͟e͟s͟?: Headphones
❥⚬T͟r͟u͟m͟p͟ o͟r͟ H͟i͟l͟l͟a͟r͟y͟?: N/A
❥⚬D͟o͟g͟ o͟r͟ C͟a͟t͟?: Cat
❥⚬S͟o͟d͟a͟ o͟r͟ J͟u͟i͟c͟e͟?: Soda
❥⚬H͟o͟t͟ T͟o͟p͟i͟c͟ o͟r͟ A͟e͟r͟o͟p͟o͟s͟t͟a͟l͟e͟?: Never been
❥⚬P͟u͟b͟l͟i͟c͟ o͟r͟ P͟r͟i͟v͟a͟t͟e͟ S͟c͟h͟o͟o͟l͟?: 
P͟u͟b͟l͟i͟c͟
❥⚬B͟a͟c͟o͟n͟ o͟r͟ S͟a͟u͟s͟a͟g͟e͟?: Bacon
❥⚬M͟u͟f͟f͟i͟n͟ o͟r͟ S͟c͟o͟n͟e͟?: Scone
❥⚬S͟l͟e͟e͟p͟ o͟r͟ N͟e͟x͟t͟ E͟p͟i͟s͟o͟d͟e͟?: Next episode
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Me may

5 min read
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
100%

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
single and not ready to mingle

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
lol??? what???

4: Ever been told, “it’s not you, it’s me”?
yea,

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
does a fictional character count

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
i really wanna see my friend but its not likely

7: Do you want to be single?
idc

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
both?
9: How late did you stay up last night?
11pm

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
no

11: Last three things you had to drink?
water, sprite and water

12: Have you pretended to like someone?
yea

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
no

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
no

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
y e s

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
yes

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
walking around or doodling?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
my mom?

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
ew, yes

20: What would you name your future daughter?
rose

21: Do you miss anyone?
my best friend,,,

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
no

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
no

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
is that a question

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
i cry a lot so

26: Who did you last see in person?
my mom and a few others

27: Are you listening to music right now?
oof yes

28: What is something you currently want right now?
a hug

29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
"SLEEP WELL!!"

30: How is your heart lately?
sad

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? 
yES

32: Are you wearing socks?
no

33: What do people call you? 
puz, pz

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
I'll try

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
yea

36: Who did you last share a bed with?
my stuffed animals

37: Did you do something bad today?
i existed

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
my dad hugged me a few min ago

39: Do you get stressed out easily?
*looks at statuses and chat messages* yes

40: Will you sing today?
yea

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn't?
yes

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
serpinsyne or EdgeHogX ;,)


43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
no?

44: What are you listening to right now?
as of now

45: What is wrong with you right now?
everything

46: What is on your wrists right now?
pen markings and a watch

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
my dad gave me an oldish work shirt

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
hot apple cider 

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
what??

50: Are you a good artist?
nope

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
very

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
yea

53: Ever been on a golf cart?
no

54: Do you have trust issues?
depends

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
serpinsyne till like 2am 


56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
no

57: Do you use chap stick?
yea

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
yea

59: Do you have a little sister?
indeed

60: Have you ever been to New York?
i was born there and go there every other year

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
K4RCat serpinsyne EdgeHogX and Cinnabalm0nster 
i hope so

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
yea

63: What were you doing at midnight last night? 
sleeping

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
??

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
mhm

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
no????

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
???

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
i love cuddles but i love being alone sometimes

69: Will next Friday be a good one?
no idea
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